Men that Showed up on the Red Carpet

As usual, the ladies got all the Red Carpet attention at the Oscars last night. In most cases, stylists and celebrities got together to produce some beautiful looks, sadly though it seemed that some celebs were swallowed by the monsters living in their gowns.

Oscar Monsters

I can understand how being left out of the fashion chatter of the Hollywood ceremony could expose some feelings of male insecurities, so it’s simply wonderful that Jimmy Kimmel is actively working to bring more attention to his fellow handsome brothers through his newly formed and very exclusive club – The Handsome Men’s Club.

Here’s a look at the club’s monthly meeting.  May it shed light on the inequalities of the red carpet and may it encourage us all to more fully celebrate Hollywood’s handsome hotties.

The dog park is a curious place that attracts peculiar people and their, often impossibly spoiled and wildly untrained, pets.  So, around Halloween, there’s no telling what crazies might come out to play.

In this video, Harper is enjoying a peaceful day at the park, playing a nice game of fetch with a sweet little boy.  When, out of nowhere, a Frenchie dressed in a ridiculous petunia costume gets the urge to mount the kid.

A few Post Scripts:  Be sure to have your volume up as our genuinely surprised reactions are worth hearing.  And, please don’t think we’re unchivalrous people – the boy’s mom turned around for just a split second and was a couple feet away from the mayhem so we didn’t think it necessary to leap to his rescue.  We did however think it necessary to share the hilarity of the episode with you.

At La Sonrisa we have welcomed a new filly to our cast of characters. She was born to our horse Penny, seen in the video, and at the time of filming she was just 5 days old.

This is a look at her very first run on top of her very long legs. She seems to be quite athletic indeed, though I think our wrangler-slash-camera lady, Lisa, was showing more athleticism than the baby as she must have been doing acrobatics while filming…freaking amazing.

I caught this news anchor who was apparently totally oblivious that she was on air – just primping away…I know it’s silly, but isn’t always fun to expose someones true nature…?

Great Chinese State Circus | Swan Lake

Leave it to the Chinese to reinvent one of the most traditional and beloved ballets, Swan Lake.  I’m just glad this wasn’t the trend when I was dancing.  I just can’t imagine my 5′9″ frame on pointe while balancing on my partner’s head.

I hope y’all were able to tune into Top Chef last night to see their Western Adventure go down in all it’s glory at our very own Sandy Valley Ranch.  I think it was quite a successful episode (certainly it was memorable) and we all had a great time being a part of it.

For those of you who missed it, here are a few stills from the show.  I guess Matthew isn’t the only kid in the family who can call himself a T.V. star now.

I’ve been biting my cheek trying not to spill the proverbial beans about the episode before it aired in fear of being hanged.  A tough task for a chatty gal like myself.  So, with huge relief, and a clear conscious, I can finally reveal a few behind-the-scenes tidbits of our experience with Top Chef.

The Production Team – is amazing!  My mom and I were completely impressed with their professionalism, clear direction, relentless energy and overall awesomeness.  Literally a hundred people comprised of producers, assistants, assistants of assistants, grips, craft services, stylists and photographers descended upon the Ranch the day before the challenge to make our rustic location camera-ready.  It seemed as though there were busy little elves everywhere.  They came, they conquered and they left the place in the same condition as they found it.

The Rooster – We were requested to cage and relocate a rooster from the ranch property to the campsite so the cameras could get that iconic shot of the chefs being awakened by the sound of crowing.  We did as we were asked but somehow, once the production team got to the location, the rooster got out of the cage.  Now, I wasn’t around to see it first hand but onlookers were eager to recount the happenings.  As with most cowboy stories, the tale gets taller with every telling, so here are the facts, as straight as I can tell them.  The rooster “escapes”.  A frantic chase went down.  People are flailing about trying to outsmart the bird.  A brilliant human throws a blanket onto the rooster.  A struggle ensues, feathers go flying, and the rooster kicks the bucket.  Though no one is admitting to the murder, my sleuthing narrows the culprit down to one of two people.  An experienced ranch-hand who relocated the bird originally and cares for all our animals on the property, and a production guy from Los Angeles.  Only the rooster will know the real truth, but I did make everyone promise that rooster wouldn’t be served the next day.

The Chefs – The way they were protected from the madness of preparation and encouraged to stay on task, you never would have known they were even on property.  I did walk into a round-table meeting they were having at the ranch house, but they were herded in and out with no time for dilly-dallying.  I never spoke to a single chef until the moment they passed me their, now infamous, plate of sandy ceviche.  I’m happy to report that the contestants do all their own cooking without the help of any prep chefs or food stylists.  The competition is real, fair and completely as we see on T.V.

The “Cowboy” Guests – When Tom recapped the challenge at the judges table in the last scene, he made the diners out to be Tim Love’s invited friends.  Ashley was quoted as saying the “The ranchers are a motley crew. They’ve probably been cowboys their entire lives.  And, they’ve been growing their beards since they were 14″.  The truth?  Besides a few of our staff who are the real deal, the guests were all our friends.  None of them have ever been ranchers and most of them have only been horseback riding at our ranch with the supervision of our genuine cowboys.  They hail from New York, D.C., Las Vegas and Los Angeles.  By trade they are artists, designers, attorneys, lobbyists and pilots.  I have to admit that I was sort of worried that they couldn’t pull off the part of “cowboy” but I’m relieved that they were able to so easily trick the contestants – no “movie magic” needed.

Craft Services – If the craft service chefs had competed in the challenge instead of the Top Chefs, it would have been a delicious competition.  These people really know how to prepare a diverse spread that’s hearty and ranch appropriate.

Heat – The chefs don’t exaggerate.  It was literally 112 freakin’ degrees the day of the challenge.  The traditional metal chuck-wagon plates provided by the show were burning our hands and melting the food.  No one could get enough shade or water to be even a little bit comfortable.  Everyone was dripping sweat and trying to put on a pretty face.

Wind – The night before the challenge, while the contestants were camping in their cute little teepees, a violent wind storm hit.  I was inside our house playing pool, totally protected from the weather, and I kept expecting for the chefs to bang down the door looking for relief from the elements.  They didn’t, and I was impressed.  Truly, no one would have wanted to camp in that storm.  Much less fancy-pants City chefs.

Tom – is super hot – literally and figuratively.  I’ve always known he’s a good looking man but in person he’s beautiful, in a manly way of course.  Perfectly styled, perfectly friendly and perfectly gracious.  Most impressive was when he refused an umbrella for shade and swatted make-up away every time they tried to powder his sweaty brow.

Padma – Was sweet.  She had her make-up team at her beck and call, probably out of the very real fear that her face might actually melt off.  I’ve been around T.V. shows before but rarely have I seen make-up caked on like that.  Better safe than sorry I suppose, and she does come across as picture perfect on T.V.

Gail – I’m pretty sure she was courteous enough to say “hello” when we were introduced but I can’t say for sure.  I have no idea what her stylists was thinking by putting her in wedges in the sandy desert.  I guess she needs more height when standing next to Padma?  Anyway, she negotiated the terrain without incident and all was well.

Tim Love – Such a gentleman.  He’s welcome at the ranch any time.

Silly Stuff – Robin recommended that I blend my iced tea with lemonade, creating an Arnold Palmer.  Refreshing.  Someone asked Tom if Ashley was a guy or a girl.  Ron’s mojito really wasn’t that bad.  One, or maybe both, of the Voltaggio brothers was moody and very off-putting.  I didn’t know that the cup in the middle of Mattin’s plate was a margarita and I dipped the disgusting ceviche in it.

Top Chef's Western Adventure

Well howdy y’all!  I just wanted to let you in on the top secret location for this week’s episode of Top Chef.  Drum roll (er, cow bell) please…it’s no other than our very own Sandy Valley Ranch (a.k.a La Sonrisa).  Be sure to tune in Wednesday, September 16th at 10/9c on the Bravo Network to watch what happened when our cowboys welcomed the remaining Top Chefs to our fabulously rustic ranch.  Let’s just say, some chefs don’t know the meaning of “cowboy up“.

I’ve been sworn to secrecy and under penalty of hanging can’t let too much of the behind the scenes gossip leak out, but I can say this – I’m sure our episode will be one to remember.  Put twelve City chefs to work in the middle of the desert over an open fire pit in 112 degree heat.  Add dusty desert wind and a pack of coyotes circling the campsite throughout the night, and it’s sure to make for some good T.V.

Being a food competition, the real story here is how our rough ridin’ challenges impacted the creativity and flavors of the plates served by this season’s most talented chefs.  Though I’m salivating to tell you, you’ll have to watch the show to find out.

Of course I’m having my own viewing party and inviting some of our friends who were able to join as tasters for the big event.  I had thought about serving ceviche and tuna steak sandwiches but figured that those dishes were a better fit for the Big City.  So, out of respect for the western theme of the episode, and as an homage to the Top Chef production team that proved they have large enough Cohones to pull off a complicated and elaborate show, I’ll be serving a more appropriate meal of blue cheese burgers and pollo asado.  And of course, we’ll be toasting everyone involved with a Michelada (or three).

No joking, The Dead Weather literally rocked my world and put on the best concert I’ve seen in a very, very, very long time.

I was also happy to see that Jack White’s fans dressed for the occasion and provided some fashionable and tasty eye-candy.

I will leave you with some snaps I got from the Wiltern theater in Los Angeles and simply say – if you have the chance to catch a show, do yourself the favor and see this freaking amazing band!

I went to my first large public concert in LA the other night.  The band was Kings of Leon.  The venue was the Forum.  The fashion was…mostly boring.

As one who naturally observes my surroundings and finds inspiration in random places, I was almost looking forward to the people-watching as much as I was the music.  After all, this is LA and I was eager to see how the city’s hip locals would dress themselves for the evening.

I guess I set myself up for disappointment.  It seems LA’s style – like its relaxing weather, mellow pace and pleasant attitude – is lax.  It’s as though people dressed for the beach but ended up at a concert.  A handful of girls must have come straight from their Las Vegas cocktail-serving job, and most of the guys looked like they’ve been living in a tent (I know Hung is a good show, but emulating Ray’s lifestyle won’t make your unit any bigger) .  There were a few notable vintage exceptions who, though I couldn’t get their photo, stood out because they looked smart, classy and clean.

I think these photos (pardon low-light iPhone quality) do a fair job of illustrating the overall fashion mood, so let me know what you think.  In some small way, I have to admit there’s something liberating about the thought of sporting your lounge wear while rocking out to a great band.  I just wish people would put more effort into expressing their personal style while wearing the exact same thing as everyone around them.

It’s simple, silly and scrumptious.  The perfect way to spend two minutes of your life.  Visit the site and get your chuckle on.

People in Pizza Slice Costumes Becoming Pizzas